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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 20:57 - United States

Today, my truck broke down and was having to get towed. I asked one of my buddies to pick me up and meet me at my truck. While we were waiting for the late tow truck his vehicle computer malfunctioned and as a result his had to get towed too. So we spent all day on the side of the road. FML

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