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By Anon - 13/05/2016 19:22 - Canada - Ajax

Today, my sister threw a used tampon at me. FML

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ctosc 21

Saturday 14 May 2016 8:19

that's just sick

renrioku 15

Saturday 14 May 2016 8:25

Any reason as to why she did that? Really nasty thing to do.

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ctosc 21

Saturday 14 May 2016 8:19

that's just sick

renrioku 15

Saturday 14 May 2016 8:25

Any reason as to why she did that? Really nasty thing to do.

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