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By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 23:39
Today, my sister thought it’d be a good idea to wake me up by punching me in the balls. Not only that, I realised I’d pissed myself too when she said she put my feet in water which apparently makes you piss yourself. Not a great start to the day. Fml
Yep I think my chances of having kids well and truly decreased
"TODAY I BECOME AN ONLY CHILD..."