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By Anonymous - 05/04/2016 04:03 - United States - New York

Today, my sister hit me in the balls with a wooden baseball bat, and a piece of the bat broke off, and cut my leg. Now I have crushed balls and stitches on my leg. I didn't do anything to deserve it, and my sister has yet to get in trouble because she is "too young to get it." She is 10 years old. FML

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