Health: Today, my school yet again got a new food provider. Unbeknown...

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By panromantic - 09/03/2016 13:05 - United States - Honesdale

Today, my school yet again got a new food provider. Unbeknown to me, those with free food needed to fill out new lunch forms. My family and I don't have the money to pay for my meals, and nobody bothered to mention this. FML

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