Miscellaneous: Today, My school went on lockdown because some kid decided to...

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By jephte00 - 19/05/2016 03:03 - United States - Bridgeport

Today, My school went on lockdown because some kid decided to bring in a gun. He was arrested but we stayed on lockdown for 6 straight hours after with nothing to do because we weren't allowed to have electronics out. FML

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TsunderePalette 19

Thursday 19 May 2016 17:29

You wrote an FML about the day your school narrowly avoided tragedy? And the reason is because you followed safety precautions? Boohoo.

Iamentertained 13

Thursday 19 May 2016 15:39

Read a book you are at school.

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Iamentertained 13

Thursday 19 May 2016 15:39

Read a book you are at school.

TsunderePalette 19

Thursday 19 May 2016 17:29

You wrote an FML about the day your school narrowly avoided tragedy? And the reason is because you followed safety precautions? Boohoo.

tylanol7 12

Friday 20 May 2016 7:12

Boredom good means your not doing hard work. Every factory worker ever.

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