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By crabcakes_are_smelly - 02/11/2016 18:26 - Pakistan

Today, my parrot said his first words and they were I love you so I called my entire family over after dinner so they could bear witness. I lovingly asked him, "say I love you" a couple of times and then he screamed NO in the most aggressive tone anyone has ever spoken to me with. FML

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One_In_Three 24

Thursday 3 November 2016 16:45

Hey, you shouldn't force anyone to love you, even if they are a parrot. Peeta is going to be furious!

theawesomeonee 8

Sunday 6 November 2016 23:51

It must have been hilarious! At least, the parrot responded to your request and this way, proved it could actually speak.

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One_In_Three 24

Thursday 3 November 2016 16:45

Hey, you shouldn't force anyone to love you, even if they are a parrot. Peeta is going to be furious!

theawesomeonee 8

Sunday 6 November 2016 23:51

It must have been hilarious! At least, the parrot responded to your request and this way, proved it could actually speak.

xx000o 27

Monday 7 November 2016 20:46

Welcome to Birdland.

its_hereditary 7

Sunday 13 November 2016 21:02

What an effing accomplishment. My bird talked. I must call everyone at once. Or, I could go outside my stuffy one bedroom apartment and socialize with real human beings!

DeliMeat08 14

Saturday 19 November 2016 21:51

Most real human beings suck. They can be pretty rude and obnoxious. Look at you, for example. :)

CalculatedRisk 19

Thursday 24 November 2016 12:59

It always goes badly when you try to show people the tricks your pet can do

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