Miscellaneous: Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show...

By jku - 02/01/2012 13:18 - United States

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

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jku 14

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:40

Yes. Yes he did. Maybe more ninja-samurai-hybrid style.

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YaboyVinnie 21

Monday 2 January 2012 18:52

Did he do it ninjastyle?

Epsilonyx 15

Monday 2 January 2012 18:52

That's a damn reasonable excuse. Unless they were California Rolls. Then you should just kill him.

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ThatLooksSticky 16

Monday 2 January 2012 20:13

Is sushi nickname for his junk?

jeffcox99 10

Monday 2 January 2012 20:19

Wtf?? Why?!?

sjhill 32

Monday 2 January 2012 20:20

Oh my gosh! So exciting! Pictures of sushi always beats sleep!

chels1994 11

Monday 2 January 2012 20:25

Was it quality sushi?

Funnywayz 0

Monday 2 January 2012 20:32

Well, sushi is very important.

babylove5789 0

Monday 2 January 2012 20:58

Damn I hate brothers ^_^

Payshunchika 0

Monday 2 January 2012 21:15

At least he wasn't trying to do something else .....

Ray_of_midnight 22

Monday 2 January 2012 21:16

Why do I picture Binkley waking up his sleeping father at 4:00am to tell him some vital bit of celebrity gossip?

blueeyedwolf 10

Monday 2 January 2012 21:21

Sushi is almost as good as ****! Kind of... but still awesome.

leilaostara 1

Monday 2 January 2012 21:43

So now you're not just tired but hungry too!

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