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Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML
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Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML
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Halloween
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YaboyVinnie 21
Did he do it ninjastyle?
Epsilonyx 15
That's a damn reasonable excuse. Unless they were California Rolls. Then you should just kill him.
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Comments (149)
zequa 14
It's funny how the ad on my screen is about detective dee.
ILoveTabz 0
At least they weren't naked pictures...
angely_fml 4
Like a BOSS!
CoachBangWhore 5
Did that make you horny?
dudeman1212 22
Sushi ****? ... You sikko... -_-
Mealytitan 0
Well, maybe you should've been cool and left the house to get some sushi the night before.
screamo_neve 12
*adds to favourites*
deathbyfudge 0
That's pretty awesome
dudeman1212 22
Was he high?
Squeaky_Tomato 14
The worst part being that you couldn't get sushi until at least 8am
GirlWithHair 4
Did he bring you some?