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Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML
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Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML
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YaboyVinnie 21
Did he do it ninjastyle?
Epsilonyx 15
That's a damn reasonable excuse. Unless they were California Rolls. Then you should just kill him.
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Comments (149)
monkeysareyummy 0
Did they look good?
YamahaGuy777 0
Ur a fag
bandgirrl 9
sushi sounds pretty good at 4 am.
thiscrazything 1
Sushi sounds good anytime.
whitey53 5
You should have showed him how hard you can hit with a pillow.
beebananaz88 0
Was it sushi ****?
RuCheezBurger 10
From what I'm understanding you certainly have alot of time on your hands if you look for food ****.
Sl1mShad3y 10
Says the guy with burger in his username..
Amarve 4
And a banana for a picture..
soccerguy2 11
exotic sushi...
MelTheGreat 23
Ew... at least make it a good food.
kimmi41509 10
Sushi is very interesting to look at!!!
Gutmann 0
And very good to eat ^_^
GoW_Chick 15
That better be some amazing ******* sushi to have him wake you up that early
ninjuh_wingman 29
Sushi is delicious and will do some amazing things.
IKickPuppiesHard 16
If a girl actually let me put meat and vegi's in her and take pictures of it I'd be happy about it too.
greeneyedpothead 10
That just sounds disgusting :-/ maybe sweets, but a whole meal?! 8-/
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#32 - Sweets, but not a whole meal? WTF are you talking about?
LoganBurrito 6
That is NOT how you make sushi. I know! I've tried. :T
ImInYourFACEbook 8
23-If it was possible to put knowledge and intelligence in you then I think everyone would be happy.