Today, my neighbor knocked on my door to borrow my laundry room key. He was bare-ass naked. When I refused to open the door, he tried to break it down. I had to call the police before he would leave. FML
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ironichalibut 24
Doesn't he have a set of "laundry day" clothes like everyone else? Mine feature a superman undershirt and a pair of spiderman undies..
Orchard 33
Good for you OP! Stay safe, people can be super crazy and you never know what the hell they are going to do!
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JessicaZado 11
Couldn't he have saved some clothes to wear?
fsomelife 26
Why does he even need to wash his clothes when he's getting along just fine without them?
kernelkat 16
Thumbs up for not letting a naked stranger into your home
kdbernie10 3
Sounds like he REALLY needed a laundry room key. I would have just slipped it under the door and said "for god's sale now put some clothes on ASAP."
vencku 13
I'd be worried about getting it back. I'd rather open a locked door for someone than give my key to them. But I sure as hell wouldn't go outside if there was a violent naked man waiting for me. (Trying to break down the door sounds aggressive to me.)
LookAttMyyLifee 12
Your username says it all , did you tell him that ? I bet he wouldv'e done it
olpally 33
What a psycho. He could've used all that energy to open the laundry room door... Idiot.
NiteShayd 10
Aw! You should have given him the key. He was 'bare-ing' his soul to you. LOL
inolongercare 19
If he was naked he obviously REALLY needed that laundry room key!
RedPillSucks 33
*On the next episode of 'Cops'...
Xotoolyxo 16
Slide the key under the door?