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kriseliz Aurora, United States

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door to borrow my laundry room key. He was bare-ass naked. When I refused to open the door, he tried to break it down. I had to call the police before he would leave. FML

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kriseliz 9

OP here. Dude was obviously on drugs, incoherent, and, again, naked. When the police arrived, they found his clothes in a pile outside of my door, along with a crack pipe. I was with my disabled mother, and I was not opening that door.

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Doesn't he have a set of "laundry day" clothes like everyone else? Mine feature a superman undershirt and a pair of spiderman undies..

Good for you OP! Stay safe, people can be super crazy and you never know what the hell they are going to do!

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Couldn't he have saved some clothes to wear?

Why does he even need to wash his clothes when he's getting along just fine without them?

Thumbs up for not letting a naked stranger into your home

kdbernie10 3

Sounds like he REALLY needed a laundry room key. I would have just slipped it under the door and said "for god's sale now put some clothes on ASAP."

I'd be worried about getting it back. I'd rather open a locked door for someone than give my key to them. But I sure as hell wouldn't go outside if there was a violent naked man waiting for me. (Trying to break down the door sounds aggressive to me.)

LookAttMyyLifee 12

Your username says it all , did you tell him that ? I bet he wouldv'e done it

olpally 33

What a psycho. He could've used all that energy to open the laundry room door... Idiot.

Aw! You should have given him the key. He was 'bare-ing' his soul to you. LOL

If he was naked he obviously REALLY needed that laundry room key!

RedPillSucks 33

*On the next episode of 'Cops'...

Slide the key under the door?