Intimacy: Today, my neighbor has begun to play audio of me and my boyfriend...

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By tooloudcloud - 20/02/2016 23:03 - United States - Burlington

Today, my neighbor has begun to play audio of me and my boyfriend having sex so loudly whenever I'm trying to get work done. I guess this is my payback. FML.

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