Miscellaneous: Today, my mother yelled at me for forty-five minutes because...

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By sharkfacehuskies - 28/02/2016 00:47 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my mother yelled at me for forty-five minutes because I asked for 45 dollars for a class. "Where is all of this money coming from, huh? Tell me. Because I don't know." Where did the money for your 2,000 dollar hair extensions come from? FML

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