Health: Today, my mother prevented me from taking my shots of insulin...

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By i wants insulin - 13/01/2016 21:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother prevented me from taking my shots of insulin because "they cause cancer". I'm a type one diabetic and I can't eat without insulin. FML

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