Intimacy: Today, my mother gave me pocket money to buy gifts for my friends...

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By HolyyMolyy - 05/08/2016 16:48 - India

Today, my mother gave me pocket money to buy gifts for my friends for 'Friendship Day' falling this Sunday. It was then, I realised I had no friends. FML

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TheNotSoGoodDay 10

Saturday 6 August 2016 20:05

guess I gotta be friends with you

TOPsCinderella 25

Saturday 6 August 2016 19:41

Welp, looks like presents for yourself then!

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TOPsCinderella 25

Saturday 6 August 2016 19:41

Welp, looks like presents for yourself then!

TheNotSoGoodDay 10

Saturday 6 August 2016 20:05

guess I gotta be friends with you

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