Seriously? That's funny, I don't remember seeing any LGBT people cutting anybody's heads off, or committing mass shootings in public places. I can however remember radical sexist homophobes shooting up places full of women/gay people (I.e sorority houses or gay clubs). Might want to slap your mother over the head, maybe if you hit her hard enough she'll unlock the parts of her brain that clearly aren't being used.

your mother is a total ****

Pretend to agree with her and proceed to treat her like dirt for being a female.

I feel like if this becomes an fml a can of worms will be opened even fml couldnt handle