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By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 22:31 - United States - Collegeville
Today, my mom nicely packed me a bag of minimuffins for a dance practice snack. Too bad I didn't notice the tiny hole gnawed by a rodent and the missing half of one muffin until I had hungrily scarfed all the muffins down-including the one the squeaker ate half of. My mother fed me rat food. FML.