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By idefka - 14/05/2016 21:27 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. She saw one of her old friends and made plans that didn't include dropping me off. I had to walk three miles in the pouring rain to get home in time to turn in an important essay online. I missed the deadline. FML

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Calibeauty_ 13

Tuesday 17 May 2016 5:48

Your mom is a bitch. Return the favor next time and leave her ass stranded in the rain.

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Calibeauty_ 13

Tuesday 17 May 2016 5:48

Your mom is a bitch. Return the favor next time and leave her ass stranded in the rain.

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