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By scaredthehell - 13/03/2016 19:30 - France - Cergy

Today, my mom called be bawling her eyes out, crying "he's dead, he's dead", it took me 5 minutes to calm her down long enough for her to explain that "he" was a character from Downton Abbey. FML

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