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By sillysadness - 03/04/2016 02:47 - United States - Carter Lake
Today, my misogynistic father got completely shitfaced and told me that the reason he and my mom were divorced was that he can't handle two women in his home at the same time. He then proceeded to tell me about how he cheated on his girlfriend by having a threesome with two college girls. FML