Today, My manager without reading a manual, SOP or even logging...

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By Douglas F Forman - 28/11/2020 00:34

Today, My manager without reading a manual, SOP or even logging into the system criticized the system as being poor and not well thought out while in a meeting with about a dozen employees.. FML

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