Miscellaneous: Today, my loving family made me coffee before my 9 hour drive... - FML

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By milk - 11/06/2016 16:54 - United States - Washington

Today, my loving family made me coffee before my 9 hour drive to Rhode Island, seems like a nice gesture right? Well they forgot I am completely lactose intolerant and cannot have any dairy products. I have stopped three times this hour. FML

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Angreal 14

Sunday 12 June 2016 11:37

Why drink it then?

ChristinePi 36

Sunday 12 June 2016 13:19

They probably didn't realize it until it was too late.

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Angreal 14

Sunday 12 June 2016 11:37

Why drink it then?

ChristinePi 36

Sunday 12 June 2016 13:19

They probably didn't realize it until it was too late.

LiliK_fml 21

Sunday 12 June 2016 15:56

I agree with #2. I have trouble telling the difference between regular dairy products and my own lactose free stuff so perhaps OP has the same issue? Unless they use soy or almond milk, then there's not much of an excuse.

Scootythedog 17

Tuesday 14 June 2016 18:16

If YOU knew you were lactose intolerant then it's your own fault for drinking it, dummy.

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