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Yet you CAN use the phone to bitch about it anonymously. Hmmm, not a good excuse...
Sooo, both of your arms hurt, yet you can type this FML.. hmmm
Why did you marry someone that self-centered anyway?
And here you are, typing a FML... Must not be that painfull...
And I thought it was the 21st century...
You must have been desperate to post this FML then XD
Maybe you should put the phone down and let your hands rest
Why are u writing this
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What a douche. If he keeps doing this, I suggest living with a good friend or family for the remainder of the healing time, and sorting it out with him when you can easily argue and throw a good punch.
Geez your husband is such a pig