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By embarrassed - 07/06/2016 02:32 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, my husband went to check on our 8yo son to make sure he was in bed. He wasn't. He'd gone into our bedroom, found our handcuffs and put them on and sat there panicking for a half hour because he couldn't get them off.

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Rei_Ayanami 18

Tuesday 7 June 2016 20:11

Probably because light bondage is an extremely popular sexual fetish in many western cultures. One or both of them could also be officers of the law, but that is not the feeling I get.

V_ImPrototype_V 17

Tuesday 7 June 2016 20:39

You've got a lot to learn

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pimpyalligator 1

Tuesday 7 June 2016 19:48

Why do you need handcuffs in your room

Rei_Ayanami 18

Tuesday 7 June 2016 20:11

Probably because light bondage is an extremely popular sexual fetish in many western cultures. One or both of them could also be officers of the law, but that is not the feeling I get.

V_ImPrototype_V 17

Tuesday 7 June 2016 20:39

You've got a lot to learn

andicantchange 11

Wednesday 8 June 2016 11:24

Oh my sweet summer child..

dansco 24

Wednesday 8 June 2016 4:10

I highly doubt his wrists were thick enough to get stuck in the cuffs. ?

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