This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today, my husband returned early from a long business trip. He said he wanted to take me out to eat and had a big surprise for me. All excited, I dressed for the evening and out the door we went. The surprise? A new Dodge Ram truck sitting in our driveway, that he'd bought... for himself. FML