Today, My husband literally sits in a chair all day long. I do...

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2020 19:09 - United States

Today, My husband literally sits in a chair all day long. I do everything at home including mowing our acre and a half. I wish i had a partner and not just another person to clean up after. :(. FML

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Sady_Ct 37

Tuesday 22 September 2020 0:30

Talk to him. Drag his ass to couples therapy if you have to.

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Sady_Ct 37

Tuesday 22 September 2020 0:30

Talk to him. Drag his ass to couples therapy if you have to.

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