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By dysfunctional_fa - 05/03/2016 10:22 - United States - Brighton

Today, my husband and I were informed by my sister that several pairs of my underwear were discovered in her husband's possession. We were all living under the same roof at one point. He must have snuck them out of the washer or dryer on laundry day when no one was looking.

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