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Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

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Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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Who the **** steals ice cream?

Monty_Python 0

This is hilarious! But FYL

some1hones 0

I bet you this was your ex-boyfriend... he knows that karma takes a long time so he decided to take the ice cream...fuc* him... go get more ice creams

He took Ice cream??? Lol!

# 7 . don't tell me that you stay home all day protecting your house from burglars. loser.

@ #168, 10 was being sarcastic and that sucks but this might be a sign to loose weight

just remember that whoever broke into your house will be burning in hell in a couple of years :)

coolkidcraplife 0

sorry to hear that. phish food is my fave!

I just had some phish food. I'm sorry for your loss.

windphilosopher 0

Ms Dubow?! No way!