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Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
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Rowbin 0
Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch
unibrowicorn 0
your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...
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redarkx 0
That's so harsh.
PamIAm1218_fml 0
He took the ice cream, too? That's just wrong!! I hope it gave him brain freeze, and that the cops can get your stuff back! Definite FML moment.
wowthatsucks420 0
"your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police..." #6 - 04/28/2009 at 9:21pm by unibrowicorn Lol in response to this, I'm curious why you'd choose to put this on FML the very day ur house got broken into. I have to say that it wouldn't be my top priority lol.
newguy12 0
seems like he torments you and stalks you...
TwistedDaydream 0
Everybody loves Ben & Jerry's. Proof. :D I feel sorry for you though. ):
soccagirlll 0
if he stole your laptop,how'd you type this?
Cakegirl123 0
O man!! and #206 maybe he/she went to the library? or has a desktop?
The_Master 0
wow, # 167, ur a complete idiot...no, that dude does not stay at home guarding his place all day and night. it was a weak attempt at sarcasm, u complete moron
DarkMirror 0
Not the ice cream!!! Dx
derkk 0
your fked indeed. badluck mate the robber must've been some fatty who liked ice cream