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Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
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Rowbin 0
Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch
unibrowicorn 0
your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...
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jSOPURE 3
Crooks gotta eat too. :(
omgitsseejay 0
should've got bryers ice cream instead
beccaisonnn 0
who wouldnt steal phish food? thats the BEST kind! but yeah.....fyl
superkid 0
well atleast the theives had good taste?
Philosoraptor24 0
You know the old addage..."You can't drown your sorrows in ice cream....the viscosity of it prevents the needed liquid matter state from entering the lungs and preventing the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and cardiac arrest" Yo know that old chestnut ;)
shadow979 0
That's crazy. >_< Buddy of mine got his place broken into some years back. Not only did he lose his valuables, they stole a few porno movies, opened a box of condoms and took 2 out, and cut a few slices of birthday cake. Talk about odd. O_o
DankJemo 0
Ouch, even your comfort food got robbed.
The_Master 0
yeah dude, thats just plain ****** up. If that was me, it'd have been the straw to break my back. I'd pull out some CSI shit and figure out who robbed me...and then remove their spleen. (nobody ***** with my Phish Food) and don't forget to put that on your insurance claim, either. that way, if they do get caught, you can sue for mental anguish.
mylifesucks_alot 0
Damn! They even stole your ice cream? Thorough bastards, aren't they? Your life is definitely ******. :(
youaresofucked 0
**** man. Sorry :( And they stole the ******* B&Js? Bastards!