Today my government spent 2,5 billion € on providing every high-risk...

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By Jules - 01/03/2021 12:52 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today my government spent 2,5 billion € on providing every high-risk citizen with a voucher to collect 12 masks at the pharmacy. For the same money, they could have shipped more than 20 masks to EVERY citizen. Yay german efficiency! FML

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