Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend told me it's either my job or her. Her reason...

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By bendyyy - 25/03/2016 11:41 - United States - Norwalk

Today, my girlfriend told me it's either my job or her. Her reason being I have too many attractive coworkers to cheat on her with. She has cheated on me with one of her coworkers. FML

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