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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Top comments

Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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ButteredRetoast 4

You, my friend, might just be the douchiest douchebag the world has ever known.

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shine004 8

Thats seriously disgusting! I hope she dumped you.

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ntd309 14

Lol your Zagat's ratings belong in a steel safe!!

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Sexy_Kisses14 8

If I were her I would put u in a choke hold, smash ur nuts with a cement brick. While I video taped it. Than I would invite a ton of black hunks and have a huge party while we watch the tapes. (can't say more or I will get reported) lol NO ONE CHEATS ON ME!!!

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Thegingerninja 5

You scuzzball. She deserves better than you. F her Life

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ceegee415 5

You sir, are a grade A douchebag. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200...

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