Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex in the living room...

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 03:05 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex in the living room of our new house. My mother must have thought it would be a great time to bring her friends over to check out our place because we saw them peeking through our living room window. FML

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