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By Not toothpaste - 17/01/2016 06:54 - United States - Columbus
Today, my friend decided to change his shirt after I hugged him. Why? Because those 'toothpaste stains' I pointed out were actually semen from his latest masturbation session, and he forgot to change before I came over. FML.