Miscellaneous: Today, my friend challenged my travel stories and demanded proof...

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By meltingturtle - 09/07/2016 07:35

Today, my friend challenged my travel stories and demanded proof that I've been to 27 countries. I brought him my passport, and he insisted it was 'photoshopped' for a solid hour. I need new friends. FML.

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sinistral 10

Sunday 10 July 2016 6:25

You also need better things to do in life.. you wasted an hour of your life pointlessly trying to convince an idiot!?

smallandroid 26

Sunday 10 July 2016 4:55

Sometimes it's so aggravating and tiring to talk to people who just want to play the devil's advocate for fun...

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smallandroid 26

Sunday 10 July 2016 4:55

Sometimes it's so aggravating and tiring to talk to people who just want to play the devil's advocate for fun...

sinistral 10

Sunday 10 July 2016 6:25

You also need better things to do in life.. you wasted an hour of your life pointlessly trying to convince an idiot!?

born_hustla 26

Monday 11 July 2016 6:45

Are you 12 years old and playing show and tell?!

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