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By wilhelmthegreat - 14/03/2016 06:57 - United States - Petaluma
Today, my friend and I went to the movie theatre. We bought a bag of popcorn to share, and when we sat down, we started to eat it. For some insane reason, it was searing hot, and the employees refused to own up to it. When I got home, my mouth was too blistered to explain what had happened. FML.