Love: Today, my fiance of 3 years and I almost broke up. Why? Because... - FML

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By chemicalsunshine - 29/04/2016 05:37 - United States - Alliance

Today, my fiance of 3 years and I almost broke up. Why? Because after cooking a nice chicken dinner the way he likes it and knowing it was done he demanded pizza. I replied with "no, tomorrow I will but dinner is ready". He then threw the entire dinner in the trash and ate a TV dinner in spite. FML

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unwagedwriter 8

Friday 29 April 2016 16:03

Don't marry that guy, honey.

Publikwerks 14

Friday 29 April 2016 18:55

Make pizza tonight. Then, call him to the kitchen, throw it in the trash, and hand him a frozen tv dinner. Then sleep with his best friend.

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unwagedwriter 8

Friday 29 April 2016 16:03

Don't marry that guy, honey.

Publikwerks 14

Friday 29 April 2016 18:55

Make pizza tonight. Then, call him to the kitchen, throw it in the trash, and hand him a frozen tv dinner. Then sleep with his best friend.

Spongegirlcs 17

Wednesday 4 May 2016 4:20

Red flag dear. That's emotionally abusive. It will get worse. Your request was reasonable.

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