Miscellaneous: Today my father threatened to take away my computer, cellphone...

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2016 21:40 - Brazil - Cotia

Today my father threatened to take away my computer, cellphone and TV if I don't find a hobby. Apparently having a 3.9 GPA and going to the gym 4 times a week isn't enough for him. FML

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