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By Anonymous - 09/03/2016 23:43 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my father-in-law complained to my husband that we spend too much money on things we like to do, like eating out or going to movies. Today he also bought himself a wifi-enabled, bluray player despite not having internet or any bluray movies, because the employee said it was a good deal. FM

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