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By BodyElectric - 19/07/2016 06:15 - United States - Tulare

Today, my family left on a two-week trip. Because of work, I have to stay home alone. Unfortunately, yesterday we started demolishing our kitchen and bathrooms because we're remodeling. I now have no oven or microwave, no dishes, no ice, no table, and the only water is in the outside hose. FML

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YaBoiSeabass 15

Tuesday 19 July 2016 18:49

The hose water is good, I used to drink it as a kid

Ilovemusic237 19

Tuesday 19 July 2016 20:13

Go get a cooler and ice from the dollar store and fill it with drinks. Then get paper plates, bread, sandwich meat, and anything else you want on your sandwiches.

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YaBoiSeabass 15

Tuesday 19 July 2016 18:49

The hose water is good, I used to drink it as a kid

Ilovemusic237 19

Tuesday 19 July 2016 20:13

Go get a cooler and ice from the dollar store and fill it with drinks. Then get paper plates, bread, sandwich meat, and anything else you want on your sandwiches.

Selene6996 12

Tuesday 19 July 2016 23:02

Ok not to be the Debbie downer here but have you thought maybe that is why your family went on the 2 week vacation cause they knew of the remodel and figured you could stay with friends or a special someone....

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