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By RLZ - 21/02/2016 07:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my ex boyfriends best friend told me that he cheated on me 4 times. I asked my ex bf if it was true. He said that if his friend was going to rat him out he should've atleast told the truth on how many girls he cheated on me with, it was way more than 4, he can't even remember how many FML.

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