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By Miracll1441 - 20/04/2016 02:43 - Australia - Woolloongabba

Today, my English teacher wanted us to ask questions and put them in a hat so that they would be anonymous. Jokingly, my question was 'How many dicks do you suck Mr. Smith?' I placed it under my books as I did not intend for it to be put in the hat. My friend put it in the hat. I'm suspended. FML.

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