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By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 19:03 - United States - San Francisco
Today, my drunk asshole of a father told me he has cancer. Obviously upset, I was unable to sleep that night and was up thinking about it. The next day when I went to ask him about it, he said he never went to a doctor to confirm. FML