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By diego - 26/03/2016 20:37
Today, my dog was across the street with the neighbors dog. Since I was looking through the window I saw the neighbor kick my dog, he fell on his side and ran with a limp. of course I ran over and punched the fucker in the face. now he's suing me for assault FML