Kids: Today, my daughter, who's learning to crawl, crawled into the... - FML

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By Bad Dad? - 26/02/2016 01:36 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my daughter, who's learning to crawl, crawled into the dog kennel and shut the door behind her. I posted it with the caption "Look what she's into now!" Two days later CPS showed up to investigate abuse. The door was obviously not even latched. FML

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