Today my dad is mad because I don’t want to go on a bike tour... - FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 09:57

Today my dad is mad because I don’t want to go on a bike tour with him. I try to explain that I didn’t mean to reject him and that I can feel how upset he is about it. He gives me a scornful look and replies: “Your feelings are wrong, then.” FML

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