Kids: Today, my dad asked me what my name was. FML - FML

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By neglected - 09/06/2016 16:08 - United Kingdom - Chard

Today, my dad asked me what my name was. FML

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thatweirdasian 22

Friday 10 June 2016 6:16

Was he...sober? (Not that being drunk or something gives you a good reason to forget your son's name.)

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thatweirdasian 22

Friday 10 June 2016 6:16

Was he...sober? (Not that being drunk or something gives you a good reason to forget your son's name.)

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