Miscellaneous: Today, My college got retinal scanners for the cafeteria and... - FML

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By daniel - 14/07/2016 04:39 - United States - Richmond

Today, My college got retinal scanners for the cafeteria and on a unrelated note announced that our tuition is massively going up

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GhostFox 33

Saturday 16 July 2016 14:44

Why the **** does a college need ******* retinal scanners for the CAFETERIA!? Your school has some ****** up idea on budgeting, hell's bells.

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GhostFox 33

Saturday 16 July 2016 14:44

Why the **** does a college need ******* retinal scanners for the CAFETERIA!? Your school has some ****** up idea on budgeting, hell's bells.

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