Today, my co-worker thought it would be funny to tell her husband that she cheated on him with me. I'm scared to death and I don't dare to go out by myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at my desk when a colleague came over to my desk and said, “You loiter in gay bars”. I started having a panic attack because I thought he'd found out and would out me to my wife. Only when he began cracking up laughing did I realise it was a "joke." FML
Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I’ve been getting increasingly more threatening calls and texts all day from the wife of the guy I was seeing. I had no idea she existed, and even sent her screenshots of the texts he'd sent me saying he was single. It didn’t deter this psychopath one bit. Now I’m scared to leave my house. FML
Today, my insanely jealous wife flipped out and made me promise never to hug any of my female friends or go to lunch with them, ever. It's "cheating." FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, my coworker told me she knew about my secret boyfriend because she has a "sixth sense" about these things. I'm too embarrassed to tell her I'm desperately single and the last date I went on was three years ago. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, as revenge for cheating on her, my now-ex girlfriend sent pictures of me at a Halloween party to my boss and the HR department. I'm in blackface. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
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Top comments
WeAreAHurricane 14
Why would that be a joke? People are so messed up sometimes.
trixy12 5
What the hell? Oh I'm cheating on you with my coworker, hahaha. I don't get it.
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Comments (65)
rivaraven 35
That woman has some ****** up sense of humor.
Original_Outcast 23
You thought it would be funny to tell her husband that you caught her cheating on him, but not with you right?
Olympiakos10 15
Are you dumb?
MzZombicidal 36
SHE thought it would be funny to tell her husband she cheated on him with OP. I really shouldn't have had to clear that up, but there ya go.
Pordexel 5
Keep living by your name.
Evie_fml 14
At least once a week I like to pull the old break-your-husband's-heart prank! Such a classic.
jw90 18
That's messed up. I'd tell him the truth an hopefully he'll believe you.
tehdarkness 21
That sounds like a weird situation. I smell something fishy.
AngelSpit 18
OP's Coworker: Holy crap! I have a healthy marriage in this day and age... something must be done to remedy this!!!
hannahsnyder69 16
Well it makes her look bad for cheating. That's just a screwed up situation
rec_chem 22
Ydi. Wuss.
worldclassrager 41
No matter a joke or not that's not a good thing to do...
markuskind 7
Wow